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rectumofglory:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

both ways he ends up dead in the water

ZING

heyfunniest:

this kid is going to go places

Mmm gurl 2.0

Mmm gurl 2.0

Ryan Lochte’s mom was talking about how he has one night stands…

Pretty bird…

Pretty bird…

prettyfangs:

jess quotes ~ new girl 1x2

what i look for in clothing

mylifeasmeangirls:

                 

All my friends have birthdays this year!

All my friends have birthdays this year!

The human world is a mess

The human world is a mess