my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
Don’t kiss llamas, kids.
