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sometimes my cat pretends she is a human.

sometimes my cat pretends she is a human.

Oh, this old thing?

Oh, this old thing?

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

When cashier’s make remarks…

When cashier’s make remarks…

AHHH

BERKNSHTERPS!!!

BERKNSHTERPS!!!

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away